sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
*comedian runs onto stage like a goober* whoa!! hey guys haha. this is gonna be so awkward. you guys spent money on this! i dont even have jokes prepared ha ha… anyway my bitch of a slut girlfriend
American History X (1998)