queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

codeinewarrior:

*comedian runs onto stage like a goober* whoa!! hey guys haha. this is gonna be so awkward. you guys spent money on this! i dont even have jokes prepared ha ha… anyway my bitch of a slut girlfriend

pedalfar:

Tシャツも買ってしまった。

(via ポタリングキャットの猫Tシャツ)

bowiesclockworkorange:

American History X (1998)

bowiesclockworkorange:

American History X (1998)

hi im calli and im not as cute as ivy says