I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
This is me all over
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
I’m bustin you outta this joint
he’s a happy puppy